Paris, France - According to the witnesses, the Mona Lisa never looked happier on Sunday after a climate activist threw an iced piece of cake at the famed masterpiece.
Observers say what started as an expression of shock turned to pure bliss as the Mona Lisa enjoyed her first carbs since 1503.
One tourist told reporters, "She looked so happy until they cleaned it up, and who can blame her. I lasted on Keto for three days. She's been carb-free for 500 years."
A Louvre spokesperson says that Paris police took the vandal into custody, and there was no damage to the painting.
In related news, a Paris bakery reports they have received dozens of anonymous calls from an Italian woman requesting pastries be delivered to the art museum daily moving forward.
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