Nashville, TN - Just hours after Nashville denied 32 permits to add more party buses to downtown Music City, one pedal tavern company announced that they will simply be expanding their existing taverns.
"While we disagree with the transportation board, we will abide by the ruling," said one pedal tavern owner. "We will not be adding new trolleys, BUT we will be expanding our existing fleet. We are excited to introduce our new Nashville Pedal Limos."
Based on renderings, the new pedal limo will be five times as long as a traditional tavern and comfortably seat 60 intoxicated passengers.
Nashville Pedal Limos are expected to debut in mid-September and the company is currently accepting reservations.
For more unbelievable stories, follow us on Facebook.
Good Mental Health is No Joke
The Inquisitor Nashville is a work of satire. We aim to promote positive mental health through the power of laughter. If you or someone you know is experiencing a mental health emergency, please call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline at 1-800-273-8255.
Comments