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Hundreds of Nashvillians still waiting for city to come unlock doors after end of lockdown
Nashville, TN - According to reports, hundreds of Nashvillians are still waiting for a city representative to come unlock their doors...


Tickets to Hamilton film on Disney+ already sold out
Nashville, TN - Just hours after it was announced that a film version of Hamilton: An American Musical was coming to Disney Plus in July,...


Nude beaches now require visitors to wear masks
Florida - Florida's Coalition of Nude Beaches announced on Monday that all visitors will now be required to wear masks at all times. The...


Local couple celebrates end of stay-at-home order with Chinese takeout and Redbox movie
Nashville, TN - According to neighbors, a local couple is celebrating the end of Nashville's stay-at-home order tonight with Chinese...


Trump orders 2,800 mile-long banner to announce America's 'Grand Reopening'
According to sources, President Trump has ordered a massive 2,800 mile-long banner to announce America's "Grand Reopening." Documents...


Local mom all smiles after kids spoil her with extra special Mother's Day mask
Nashville, TN - Karen Thompson is all smiles today after her two sons, Tyler and Trent, went above and beyond to spoil her with an extra...


'Cold Day in Hell' date finally revealed: May 10, 2020
Nashville, TN- Tornadoes. Global Pandemic. Record unemployment. Murder Hornets. Trump Vs. Biden. Tiger King. Many have appropriately...


World's Greatest Mom 98% sure she's getting another stupid mug this year
Nashville, TN - Sheryl Crawford, better known as World's Greatest Mom among her adult children, is 98% sure she's getting another mug...


RiverGate Mall threatens to reopen May 11
Goodlettsville, TN - According to reports, the RiverGate Mall in Goodlettsville, TN has threatened to reopen for business on Monday, May...


Local man unsure if neighbors just really cold or joined new cult during lockdown
Nashville, TN - When Gerald Kurtner looked out his window on Saturday morning to check his plants for frost, he couldn't help but notice...


Lyft will now require drivers and passengers to wear eye masks
Nashville, TN - Lyft announced on Thursday that eye masks will now be mandatory for both drivers and passengers across the country....


DOJ drops case against Errol Flynn
Washington, D.C. - In a stunning reversal, the Department of Justice has dropped its long-standing case against Errol Flynn. The famous...


Texas pet groomer sentenced to week in kennel for opening business early
Dallas, TX - A Texas judge has sentenced a Dallas pet groomer to seven days in a kennel after she ignored the state's stay-at-home order...


Look what happened when this man did 20 push-ups every day for a month
Nashville, TN - Like many Americans, Jerry Parker spent the first two weeks of quarantine sitting at home watching Netflix. The new...


Democrats seek investigation into whether Justice Kavanaugh is flusher on Supreme Court call
Washington D.C. - According to sources, Democrats are calling for a formal investigation into whether Justice Brett Kavanaugh is the...


Scientists warn reopening country too fast could lead to resurgence of Tiger King
Washington D.C. - Scientist offered another stark warning on Wednesday, reminding lawmakers than reopening the country too fast could...


NFL considers switch to flag football for 2020 season, no butt slaps
Nashville, TN - As businesses across the nation look for new ways to safely operate in a post-pandemic world, the NFL is no exception. ...


Trump Force chokes intern after reaching limit of 'May the Fourth Be With You' comments
Washington, D.C. - Anonymous sources in the White House say that President Trump used his presidential powers this afternoon to Force...


Kroger to limit SPAM purchases to 50 per person
Nashville, TN - Kroger announced on Sunday that the grocery chain would be limiting SPAM purchases to 50 cans per person. The move comes...


Role of Locust in 2020 production of Revelation will now be played by giant 'Murder Hornet'
G.O.D. Productions has announced that the role of Locust in the 2020 live production of Revelation will now be played by giant 'Murder...
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