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Local News hopes to remind Nashville of happier days with coverage of 2010 flood

Nashville, TN - If you follow the local news over the next couple of days, you will undoubtedly notice a deluge of stories about the...

Wife takes down 'Love is not Cancelled' sign after five weeks alone with husband

Nashville, TN - On March 23, Karen Hamblin asked her husband, Zach, to help her hang an inspirational new sign in their kitchen reading,...

Giant asteroid expected to fly by Earth reverses course to avoid all contact

Nashville, TN - According to NASA's Center for Near-Earth Object Studies, a giant asteroid expected to fly by Earth at 5:56 a.m. this...

Nashville Mayor hopes 32% tax hike doesn't kill morale of unemployed, pandemic-ridden city

Nashville, TN - Nashville Mayor John Cooper announced a 32% property tax increase on Tuesday afternoon to mitigate an expected $472...

Stupid human interrupts third Zoom meeting today

Nashville, TN - Witnesses say a local dog was mortified this morning when a stupid human interrupted three Zoom meetings to ask if he...

Head & Shoulders endorses Joe Biden

Washington D.C. - Just hours after Nancy Pelosi endorsed Joe Biden for president, the Head & Shoulders shampoo company also announced...

Nashville man who completed 26.2-mile marathon has no clue it was canceled

Nashville, TN - Nashville native John Winkleman announced on Facebook Saturday afternoon that he finished Nashville's 2020 Rock & Roll...

Tennessean names draft pick for new copy editor after 2nd fumble this week

Nashville, TN - According to sources, The Tennessean has internally named its first-round draft pick for new copy editor after the...

Local man insists Titans mask has better defense to virus than any other team masks

Nashville, TN - Despite a complete lack of evidence, Tennessee Titans fan Bob Carmike insists his Titans mask has a better defense to...

Nashville Zoo announces new lockdown-inspired Sloth Exhibit

Nashville, TN - The Nashville Zoo announced on Saturday that they will welcome two special guests when the park reopens this summer: The...

Trump teams with Marlboro, Lysol on world's first lung cleansing cigarette

Washington D.C. - Despite harsh criticism for suggesting doctors inject patients with disinfectant to cleanse their lungs of the...

Ruth Chris Steakhouse agrees to repay $20 million loan with Ruth Chris gift cards

Nashville, TN - Ruth Chris Steakhouse announced today that they have agreed to repay a controversial $20 million stimulus loan using 20...

Local mafia boss furloughs nonessential associates

Nashville, TN - According to sources, local Tennessee mafia boss, Carlos Rigatoni, furloughed all nonessential associates on Wednesday...

Census response rate spikes 9,000% after new 'I Censused' Sticker incentive

Nashville, TN - According to sources, the Census Bureau has seen an unprecedented 9,000% spike in response rate after offering a free "I...

Protesters demand Governor Lee reopens Opryland Theme Park immediately

Nashville, TN - Less than 48 hours after Governor Bill Lee announced that the Tennessee Stay-at-Home order will expire on April 30,...

Local charity still accepting 'Get Well Soon' cards for Kim Jong Un

Nashville, TN - A local charity is still accepting "Get Well Soon" cards for North Korea's authoritarian dictator, Kim Jong Un, through...

Tennessean copy editor doesn't give a shift

Nashville, TN - A Tennessean copy editor made Nashville's day on April 21 after a small error made it into the print edition. Many...

Beverly Hillbillies moving to Belle Meade after oil prices hit $0 barrel

Belle Meade, TN - Sources say the Clampett family, better known as the Beverly Hillbillies, is moving to Belle Meade, Tennessee after...

Desperate man willing to risk life for haircut by untested RoboBarber

Nashville, TN - As barbers and salons remain closed during the Stay-at-Home order, citizens are growing more and more desperate for some...

Nashville man bravely protests Stay-at-Home order from mom's living room

Nashville, TN - As hundreds gathered downtown Nashville this weekend to rally for the reopening of the Tennessee economy, one man...